London Nautical School. What an excellent school.These are just a few points of the schools excellence. The toilets are superb the slippery green slimy floor is just great for skiing.The lunch hall kitchen is great, the sinks add and extra layer of greasy protection to the plates so they stay clean for a long time.The rat wipes are a great with the smell of rat fragrance.The floorboard is very expensive because while you are walking you can create your own squeaky sounds to enjoy your time at London Nautical School, this shows that the school funds are very high.Classrooms are top-notch with their decorated walls and ceiling of blood and spit balls.Students attitude towards teachers and teachers towards students it’s fantastic just a kick or a punch in the face is a great warm welcoming to the class this is why you must have your boxing gloves ready at all times.The school overall has very gifted students in all areas from, best at polishing teachers shoes without getting whipped to how many can you kill with the same knife.

Report from Ofsted Admin.